19 Thought-Stirring Shower Thoughts That'll Deep Soak You With Wisdom

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Mar 18, 2018 8:00 PM EDT

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    Photo caption - What if Stephen Hawking is the real slim shady but we'll never know cause he can't stand up?
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    Pillow - Uf you find the perfect hiding spot then you never found the perfect hiding spot.
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    Lady - The Devil is just evil with a big D.
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    Motor vehicle - If you drive too fast past a park/school, you are an asshole if you drive too slowly, you are a creep.
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    Font - Tampax named their tampons "Pearl because they go in clams.
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    Abdomen - There must be so many unused "before" photos EEE from failed diet.attempts. 19 228 98
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    Facial expression - Ever thought about the number of pictures/videos taken by strangers in which you appear on the background?
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    Text - Snow White would be way funnier with an eighth dwarf named Drunky who just rambled incoherently all the time. ఉ
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    Text - The only thing more frustrating than no internet connection, is a slow internet connection.
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    Face - Actors in movies based off b0oks are just really committed COsplayers.
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    Cup - Cupholders are just cups for cups
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    Text - Since most pop music has thelyrics and music written by someone else, most pop stars are just karaoke stars.
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    Dish - Stop calling them boneless chicken wings. They are chicken nuggets.
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    Shoulder - It's a really great thing that our internallorgans don't itch.
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    Net - The punishment fortax Mevasion is getting to live offsother-people s taxes
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    Text - What MTV did to music is, pretty much what ESPN is doing to sports.
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    Text - The third hand on a clock is also the second hand.
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    Text - The difference between being crazy, and.being eccentricy is a million dollars.
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    Green - Probiotic" sounds a lot better thanbacteria infested"
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